You can be the vodka and I can be the chaser

Goodbye January, for you have treated me well.

With a new month comes new resolutions.
I bid thee adieu.

Haikus are funny. Here are some that I found:

Red tricycles trip.

Goofy tinkles blancmanges.

The noses giggle.

She dances lithely

Seduction under the moon

I - hey, a nickel!

You never feed me.

Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.

That will sure show you. (shoutout to Nora the Explorer)